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Jenifer Douglas's avatar

I absolutely loved this post. However, I refuse to admit to what type of eater I might be. I will say this: Raccoons don’t feel guilt; they feel entitled. I suspect that they will be filling out menu requests soon!

Brad Davenport's avatar

Lol, thanks for the comment and kind words, Jennifer. Yes I agree racoons seem to be entitled. I've never actually seen a racoon first hand raiding dustbins, though 😂

Linda Blatnik's avatar

This makes many salient points which quite accurately ...oh what the hell? Eat double choc chip cookies like the Cookie Monster? Like a piggy?

Without closing your mouth?

Thanks for the fun.

I'm not your biggest fan because I can't commit, but I'm leaning in your direction:)

Brad Davenport's avatar

I’m glad you’re at least leaning in my direction 😂

Gary Coulton's avatar

I eat like a horse but then I do have a maverick mind.

Jo Anne's avatar

And if you must binge on ice cream in a big box, eat it from the bottom. Takes longer for people to notice.

Seriously, though, I am also one of your greatest fans! Happy trails, happy 2026! Jo A

Brad Davenport's avatar

🙏 thank you so much. Happy 2026 to you

Pamela S.'s avatar

Love it! 🐴 subscribed.

Brad Davenport's avatar

🙏 thank you

Better Money Habits's avatar

“Eat like…..you mean it.” 😊

Brad Davenport's avatar

Definitely 😀

MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

Go Brad! (As a horse lover, rider and trainer I have never liked that expression.) Keep up the good work. 😆

Brad Davenport's avatar

🙏 thanks MaryBeth

Vektor7's avatar

Love it!

I'm on the best way to become your greatest Fan. ;)

Brad Davenport's avatar

🙏 thank you so much appreciate it