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Chanti's avatar

I am a house cat that keeps returning to the bowl despite pretending to be indifferent to food.

Quiet.

Repetitive.

Casual.

But somehow always circling back.

Brad Davenport's avatar

Cats are too proud to be seen gulping 😃

Chanti's avatar

Exactly.

That’s why we just graze all day. 🥲

Chanti's avatar

Okay

Jenifer Douglas's avatar

I absolutely loved this post. However, I refuse to admit to what type of eater I might be. I will say this: Raccoons don’t feel guilt; they feel entitled. I suspect that they will be filling out menu requests soon!

Brad Davenport's avatar

Lol, thanks for the comment and kind words, Jennifer. Yes I agree racoons seem to be entitled. I've never actually seen a racoon first hand raiding dustbins, though 😂

Linda Blatnik's avatar

This makes many salient points which quite accurately ...oh what the hell? Eat double choc chip cookies like the Cookie Monster? Like a piggy?

Without closing your mouth?

Thanks for the fun.

I'm not your biggest fan because I can't commit, but I'm leaning in your direction:)

Brad Davenport's avatar

I’m glad you’re at least leaning in my direction 😂

Gary Coulton's avatar

I eat like a horse but then I do have a maverick mind.

Jo Anne's avatar

And if you must binge on ice cream in a big box, eat it from the bottom. Takes longer for people to notice.

Seriously, though, I am also one of your greatest fans! Happy trails, happy 2026! Jo A

Brad Davenport's avatar

🙏 thank you so much. Happy 2026 to you

Pamela S.'s avatar

Love it! 🐴 subscribed.

Brad Davenport's avatar

🙏 thank you

Better Money Habits's avatar

“Eat like…..you mean it.” 😊

Brad Davenport's avatar

Definitely 😀

MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

Go Brad! (As a horse lover, rider and trainer I have never liked that expression.) Keep up the good work. 😆

Brad Davenport's avatar

🙏 thanks MaryBeth

Vektor7's avatar

Love it!

I'm on the best way to become your greatest Fan. ;)

Brad Davenport's avatar

🙏 thank you so much appreciate it