I absolutely loved this post. However, I refuse to admit to what type of eater I might be. I will say this: Raccoons don’t feel guilt; they feel entitled. I suspect that they will be filling out menu requests soon!
Lol, thanks for the comment and kind words, Jennifer. Yes I agree racoons seem to be entitled. I've never actually seen a racoon first hand raiding dustbins, though 😂
I am a house cat that keeps returning to the bowl despite pretending to be indifferent to food.
Quiet.
Repetitive.
Casual.
But somehow always circling back.
Cats are too proud to be seen gulping 😃
Exactly.
That’s why we just graze all day. 🥲
I guess so
Okay
I absolutely loved this post. However, I refuse to admit to what type of eater I might be. I will say this: Raccoons don’t feel guilt; they feel entitled. I suspect that they will be filling out menu requests soon!
Lol, thanks for the comment and kind words, Jennifer. Yes I agree racoons seem to be entitled. I've never actually seen a racoon first hand raiding dustbins, though 😂
This makes many salient points which quite accurately ...oh what the hell? Eat double choc chip cookies like the Cookie Monster? Like a piggy?
Without closing your mouth?
Thanks for the fun.
I'm not your biggest fan because I can't commit, but I'm leaning in your direction:)
I’m glad you’re at least leaning in my direction 😂
I eat like a horse but then I do have a maverick mind.
lol
And if you must binge on ice cream in a big box, eat it from the bottom. Takes longer for people to notice.
Seriously, though, I am also one of your greatest fans! Happy trails, happy 2026! Jo A
🙏 thank you so much. Happy 2026 to you
Love it! 🐴 subscribed.
🙏 thank you
“Eat like…..you mean it.” 😊
Definitely 😀
Go Brad! (As a horse lover, rider and trainer I have never liked that expression.) Keep up the good work. 😆
🙏 thanks MaryBeth
Love it!
I'm on the best way to become your greatest Fan. ;)
🙏 thank you so much appreciate it