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Vincent Halles's avatar

I had a good laugh! You got some killer lines there.

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Brad Davenport's avatar

🙏 thank you

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MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

Believe it or not...my watch ⌚ just tells time. When I remember to wind it. 🤫

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Brad Davenport's avatar

I have one of those smart watches, for health. But it does tell the time as well 😂

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Cate's Modern Mid-life Crisis's avatar

I think I would prefer yours. Every so often mine just grunts "Time to move!" Or something along those lines. So instead of celebration I'm still receiving admonishment... I'm not sure which is better.

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Brad Davenport's avatar

Well celebration is more of a motivator for me than admonishment. Don’t know bout you Cate 😀

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Cate's Modern Mid-life Crisis's avatar

Yeah, to be honest I'm not sure why I even wondered that direction at the end of that message... seriously squirrels, stop hijacking my messages!

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Brad Davenport's avatar

Squirrels…… what can you do with them? Always interfering 😄

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Cate's Modern Mid-life Crisis's avatar

Definitely! And always.. well, squirrelly.

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Brad Davenport's avatar

Squirrelly…… it’s a funny word 😂

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Jo Anne's avatar

Loved your piece today! It felt a bit like the logical extension of the social order that has made every kid a winner and has instigated formal graduation ceremonies for preschoolers who all have a gold star for being ... whatever. No one is ever a loser. Perfect!

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Brad Davenport's avatar

🙏 thank you. You’re very kind

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Daniela Grothe's avatar

Mine tells me how much I might be allowed to eat. But I don't care... if I did, I'd have to care for my brain I guess... 😂

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Brad Davenport's avatar

I only take note of what I need though 😄

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Mahmoud Owies's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Brad Davenport's avatar

😄

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Phillip Slater's avatar

You stood for an hour! Crazy talk ☺️.

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Brad Davenport's avatar

Sometimes , not often granted, I do stand for an hour or so. Mostly walking though 😂

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Melissa's avatar

I don't understand why you wear (or even own) such a thing. Medical condition needing monitoring or reminders to you to take something or do something at set times or intervals? Or what?

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