Archive - Brad Davenport

I Don't Want Inner Peace. I Want To Vibrate

Why my attempt at mindfulness lasted exactly one and a Half minutes.

Dec 22, 2025 • Brad Davenport

Eat Like A Horse (And Other Things People Just Say)

An Investigation Into Nonsense

Dec 15, 2025 • Brad Davenport

The Friend Who's Never Seen Anything (Except Everything Else)

A Study in Selective Cultural Blindness

Dec 6, 2025 • Brad Davenport

November 2025

The Zen of the 3 PM Cookie

When Mindfulness Meets Chocolate Chip

Nov 29, 2025 • Brad Davenport

Doorways Are Portals That Wipe Your Memory

The Doorway Conspiracy - And I Have Evidence

Nov 23, 2025

The Toaster Conspiracy

It's personal, I know it is!

Nov 15, 2025 • Brad Davenport

My Watch Just Congratulated Me For Not Sitting Down

And Now I Have Performance Anxiety

Nov 8, 2025 • Brad Davenport

I Could Learn A Language But This Cat Just Met A Cucumber

The Algorithm Thinks It's Got My Number

Nov 3, 2025 • Brad Davenport

October 2025

Romanticizing My Life (One Wine Glass at a Time)

Now My Entire Existence Is a Low-Budget Period Drama

Oct 29, 2025 • Brad Davenport

My Laundry Pile Unionised and Organised A Coup d'état

The Socks Have Gone Feral and Elected a Leader

Oct 22, 2025 • Brad Davenport

The 2:59 PM Coffee Protocol

A masterclass in self-discipline

Oct 19, 2025 • Brad Davenport

I Have Opinions About Socks Now

And other signs I've completely lost it

Oct 14, 2025 • Brad Davenport

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