Archive - Brad Davenport

I Own Seven Umbrellas. Or Is It Eight? I Never Know

I've Never Once Been Dry

5 hrs ago • Brad Davenport

The Computer Knew My Password The Whole Time

It Was Just Waiting For Me To Crack First

May 18 • Brad Davenport

Seven Nearly Identical Photos Of A Jacket Potato

I Go With The "Less Terrible" Option

May 11 • Brad Davenport

I Have Learned Not To Question The Pillows

There Are Fourteen Of Them

May 4 • Brad Davenport

April 2026

The Moment You Designate It As Good, It's Already Gone

A Brief Investigation Into Household Object Betrayal

Apr 27 • Brad Davenport

The Remote Control Was A Privilege We Had To Earn

We Walked Uphill To Change The Channel

Apr 20 • Brad Davenport

We Were Told Walking Was Good For Him

That Was 37 Years Ago

Apr 13 • Brad Davenport

The Food Delivery Anxiety Transfer

How Technology Replaced One Problem With Something Even Worse

Apr 6 • Brad Davenport

March 2026

The Send Button Is A Trapdoor For My Dignity

And It Only Reveals Truths You Don't Want to See

Mar 30 • Brad Davenport

A Story About Hope And Moisturiser

Three Weeks In. I've Come This Far

Mar 22 • Brad Davenport

The 12-Second Commute That Isn't 12 Seconds

It's A Time Dilation Field

Mar 16 • Brad Davenport

I Was The Last Place I Looked

My Brain Filed Me Under Irrelevant

Mar 7 • Brad Davenport

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